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hair lookin good
also halo lighting

abellum whispered,

mass effect

Push off a cliff: donnel udina (not that it matters much hahAHAHAHA)

Frick frack: everyone. literally everybody. garrus, shepard, tali, thane, wrex, samara. every single one.

Marry: garrus (◕‿◕✿)

Set on fire: how about ashley this time

Wrap a blanket around: shepard 3

Be roommates with: JOKER!!!!!!!!!


6 hours ago

Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would

  • Push off a cliff
  • Frick frack
  • Marry
  • Set on fire
  • Wrap a blanket around
  • Be roommates with

And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr

(Source: itsleightaylor)


…i am pretty sure an older guy i know just flirted at me.
a HOT older guy i know
jesus christ kill me

let me explain why i am upset.
an old, crusty-ass man who can barely hear me and apparently can’t see either comes in, and says “where are the doughnuts”. so i proceed to gesture to the case, and say “right here”. he shakes hos head a few times, makes small talk about whatever the hell (i can’t understand the guy, he’s slurring and babbling), and then wanders over to my bagel case.
“i want two plain ones,” he says, and i say “two plain bagels?”
“yah. these right here.”
“those are cheese bagels. the plain bagels are over here,” i say.
“yah, that’s what i want.”
so i say ok and bag them up, and he pays for them, says something else i can’t understand, and leaves.

not even five minutes later, he walks in again. “i hate to tell you, sweetheart, but these are not doughnuts.”
to which i say “oh, no, they’re not, i’m sorry. those are bagels, i thought that’s what you wanted.”
and this stupid asshole atarts losing it. “these are terrible. absolutely pitiful!”
“well, sir, they’re bagels, so-“
“well i didn’t know that!!”
“i’m really sorry. here, the doughnuts are over here, let me-“
“this is pitiful. absolutely pitiful. the people that used to be here… this is horrible!!!”
“here you are. two glazed doughnuts. i’m sorry.”
to which he snarls: “gimme another. i can’t be cheated.” he reaches for his wallet.
so i stick a third one in the bag. “don’t worry about it, sir. it’s on me.”
he proceeds to snatch the bag up, look in it like he doesn’t believe me, and stuffs his wallet back into his pocket. he heads toward the door, without so much as a glance at me. “pitiful. just pitiful.”
and then he’s gone.

that rught there is why old people that don’t know where they are, what they’re doing, who they’re talking to, or what they’re looking at irritate me so very much.

can i start a petition to keep all grumpy ass senile old people at home
good fuckin god
i cannot STAND serving old people that can barely hear me, let alone understand me and converse with me and convey what they want clearly

Spell Something

A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?

a necklace and earring set!!!!!!!! it took me a while, but i’m incredibly happy with the outcome.

made with tooth-like shells, freshwater pearls, wire, loop finding, and a ton of patience.

A Vet Trip for Ashes

okay, so there is the sweetest little kitty that made herself known to myself and ghostanza today. we have decided to call her Ashes.


she is very loving and purrs a lot, and she is one of the strays that wander our neighborhood. however, we’ve only really started seeing her, as well as another little kitty, after the Fourth of July. we’re thinking that she may have run off because of the fireworks. there are plenty of cats that hang out in our part of town that we’re happy to pet in passing, but Ashes has a really big problem.


it’s very clear that her back right leg is broken. it just hangs there, and she limps to avoid standing on it. because of that, and the fact that she seems to be older (her belly is stretched, like she’s had kittens before), we decided to take her in before she gets into any more trouble. we’ve also decided to keep her, because she likes us so much, and we like her so much.

we’re not entirely sure of what needs to happen with her, and we won’t know until we can get her to a veterinarian. there isn’t any trauma to the skin that we can see, but the leg is very much a burden on her by this point. Ashes very much needs medical attention, but ghostanza and i can’t fit the bill ourselves. a trip to the vet will rack up a large amount of money very fast. so we’re asking you guys to help us fix this little kitty!


we have a gofundme set up for Ashes. we’re asking for $200.00, so we can get her in and get her checked out. any little bit helps—and we thank you for having a look, and considering a donation. signal boosts help a bunch, too!

if you have any questions about Ashes, feel free to ask! we’re happy to answer anything you might have.thanks, and thanks again!