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WEVIBE Giveaway!

sara-meow:

I have two Thrill Solo G-Spot and Clitoral Vibrators (unopened in box!) I got for free when ordering plugs for my shop and they are regular 129.00!! They are waterproof,and charge with a usb ^_^ No batteries! 

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Just reblog this,seriously all,and at the end of the week I’ll pick two people :) Simple as that! I already have one, so I literally have zero use for these!!

Goodluck! 

Get Sexual (Because Fuck You, That's Why)

1. Top turn on
2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?
3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?
4. Last time you masturbated?
5. What's the weirdest thing that had turned you on?
6. What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with?
7. What's the weirdest kind of porn you've watched?
8. How often to you masturbate/have sex?
9. Have you ever taken nude pictures? posted them/given them?
10. Cup size? (that can work for male and female!)
11. Favorite sex position?
12. Dom or Sub?
13. Is pain a good thing?
14. Do you like biting?
15. Do you like scratching?
16. Are you slightly horny right now?
17. Are you very horny right now?
18. Do you like anal?
19. Do you like face fucking?
20. 10 of your biggest turn ons?

so, we have fleas
also i am hilarious

me: why the fuck does everyone always get me jewelry as a gift
me: *grabs jewelry box from their hands* gimme that

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4 days ago

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#dani is talking

hair lookin good
also halo lighting

abellum whispered,

mass effect

Push off a cliff: donnel udina (not that it matters much hahAHAHAHA)

Frick frack: everyone. literally everybody. garrus, shepard, tali, thane, wrex, samara. every single one.

Marry: garrus (◕‿◕✿)

Set on fire: how about ashley this time

Wrap a blanket around: shepard 3

Be roommates with: JOKER!!!!!!!!!

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5 days ago

Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would

  • Push off a cliff
  • Frick frack
  • Marry
  • Set on fire
  • Wrap a blanket around
  • Be roommates with

And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr

(Source: itsleightaylor)

seeeeeeelfie

…i am pretty sure an older guy i know just flirted at me.
a HOT older guy i know
jesus christ kill me

let me explain why i am upset.
an old, crusty-ass man who can barely hear me and apparently can’t see either comes in, and says “where are the doughnuts”. so i proceed to gesture to the case, and say “right here”. he shakes hos head a few times, makes small talk about whatever the hell (i can’t understand the guy, he’s slurring and babbling), and then wanders over to my bagel case.
“i want two plain ones,” he says, and i say “two plain bagels?”
“yah. these right here.”
“those are cheese bagels. the plain bagels are over here,” i say.
“yah, that’s what i want.”
so i say ok and bag them up, and he pays for them, says something else i can’t understand, and leaves.

not even five minutes later, he walks in again. “i hate to tell you, sweetheart, but these are not doughnuts.”
to which i say “oh, no, they’re not, i’m sorry. those are bagels, i thought that’s what you wanted.”
and this stupid asshole atarts losing it. “these are terrible. absolutely pitiful!”
“well, sir, they’re bagels, so-“
“well i didn’t know that!!”
“i’m really sorry. here, the doughnuts are over here, let me-“
“this is pitiful. absolutely pitiful. the people that used to be here… this is horrible!!!”
“here you are. two glazed doughnuts. i’m sorry.”
to which he snarls: “gimme another. i can’t be cheated.” he reaches for his wallet.
so i stick a third one in the bag. “don’t worry about it, sir. it’s on me.”
he proceeds to snatch the bag up, look in it like he doesn’t believe me, and stuffs his wallet back into his pocket. he heads toward the door, without so much as a glance at me. “pitiful. just pitiful.”
and then he’s gone.

that.
that rught there is why old people that don’t know where they are, what they’re doing, who they’re talking to, or what they’re looking at irritate me so very much.